Intra-venous

N: "Listen here, is she pregnant? I thought she was too old?"

C: "No man, she had intra-venous"

Me: "Intra-venous? How do you make a person pregnant by injecting baby into their veins?"

C: "HAHAHAHAA, you know what I mean!"

Me: "You meant in-vitro right?"

C: "Ja, that"

N: "Maybe it was intra-penis"

WAHAHAHAHA

S3x addiction

Talking about the movie "Shame"

"The problem is that people don't see sex addiction as a disease, they see it as a blessing"

:-?

Oh dear.

FTP!

Why I love working with techies:

"Someone please FTP Friday to the server."

Blood and guts

C: "Now I gotta watch blood and guts and eat my lunch. Story of my life".

SAY WHAT?

Goed wat hop

J: "Wat is daai goed wat hop?"

N: "Kangaroos?"

J: "Ja daai goed"

"Goed" - Ja well no fine.

Parking

V: "I'll give the CD to you in our meeting tomorrow, since it's in my car and I've parked in Narnia"...

BWAHAHAHAAA

Thunderbolts and lightning

*Huge crash of thunder*

E: "What the hell is that? Are there Transformers in the streets or Godzilla or something?"

N: "It's thunder"

E: "Flippin' sounds like a Japanese disaster movie out there..."

L.O.L.

I'm going home...sometime...

(Said on a Tuesday)"I'm going home tomorrow. To Durban. No on Thursday, or maybe Friday. Ja, on Saturday, I'm going to Durban on Saturday. I'm joking. I'm not going to Durban. I'm going to the Drakensberg."

Floppy

G: "Two of these will make my bar go floppy. "

:-/

Going down

G: "Just wait, when I get down there you'll get it."

:-/

Office Stompies

We pick up stompies and post them here. Awesome.